lols.com Joke of the Day

Three old guys
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'
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lols.com Riddle of the Day

Firm, but not moving
What goes up and down at the same time but doesn' move?
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